drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via stability)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via pizza)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

evaded:

ughsick:

tonyballer:

willful-wanderer:

coca-koala:

i love that movie so much

What movie is this?

Stuck in love!

LOVE THat movie im GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN FUCK

this movie is everything

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via stability)

wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

(via big-cities-big-dreams)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via pizza)

8,950 plays

allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

(via smileyface-)

detestably:

never give up. unless it’s too hard or involves asking me for help

(via smileyface-)

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